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latulas:

U WNANA FUKCINGN GO?? ????? grab an icecream together or something because u are attractive

(Source: toukos, via hotboyproblems)



otterboxes:

♪ strums guitar why is it so hard to find decent clothes at reasonable prices

(via crystallized-teardrops)



my mom:it's 11 go to sleep
me:actually its 10:58


vegetarain:

when you were going to copy off ur friend but they didnt do the homework

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(Source: hows, via stand)



spicy-vagina-tacos:

spicy-vagina-tacos:

i need to get fucked by something other than my life

180 thousand notes and guess who still hasn’t gotten laid

(via stand)



straight-as-a-curly-fry:

komlin:

livingonmusicals:

komlin:

livingonmusicals:

komlin:

livingonmusicals:

ok y’all 

how do i ask a boy out 

roses are red
violets are blue
guess what, my bed
has room for two

OH MY GOD NO

twinkle twinkle little star
we can do it in a car

STOP IT

row, row, row your boat
gently down the stream
merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily
i can make you scream

I feel like the last one is verging dangerously into serial killer territory

(Source: bearsnbritts, via crystallized-teardrops)



moonfalora:

rexuality:

a person complaining about puns basically invites every pun enthusiast in the vicinity to come snapping rhythmically from the shadows 

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(via lubricates)