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holyghoul:

im just a human bean

(Source: holybae, via cumfort)



daisyunderthestars:

People are boycotting Kraft just because of this one ad

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yet

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no one

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sees

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a

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problem

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with

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these ones?

(via dropsofjupiterin-herr-haiir)



madamisahumourist:

iburisu:

dang girl are you my appendix because I don’t understand how you work but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out

That is quite possibly the weirdest and most carefully thought out pickup line I’ve ever read. I applaud you.

(Source: 40ozbaka, via manda)



sextspert:

dicktho:

the key to success is sunglasses, water and money 

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(via hotboyproblems)



literaryghoul:

unless your teachers are abusive assholes there is no fucking reason to disrespect them

they are literally trying their hardest to get you an education

teachers have every right to complain about rude students or the amount of papers they have to grade because their salary is low as shit

oh wow, your math teacher yelled at you because you were ignoring the lesson and talking to your friend

i wonder why

jesus christ teachers have it hard enough dont be an asshole

(Source: chatotai, via crystallized-teardrops)



scalded:

aimmyarrowshigh:

I wish we said “fancy” in America. As in, “I fancy you.” It’s such a more agreeable term than “I have a crush on you.”  What’s a crush? Like, I AM A BOA CONSTRICTOR AND I AM GOING TO IMMOBILIZE YOU WITH MY MISPLACED AND OBSESSIVE AFFECTION.  “I fancy you” is like, you’re so shiny and glittery and I just want to put you on a shelf and look at you for a while ‘cause you’re fancy.

*vomits*

(Source: aimmyarrowshigh, via hotboyproblems)



momentsofweakness:

egberts:

imagine getting a howler at hogwarts and opening it and getting rickrolled

And hardly anyone understands what the hell is going on, except for those three other muggleborn kids who are laughing their asses off.

(via notsogillian)



scottish:

when u say something and it comes out meaner than u intended
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(Source: aqua, via orgasm)



clestroying:

clestroying:

What do you call a cheap circumcision?

A rip off

(Source: clestroying, via hotboyproblems)



shutupaubrey:

i’m skilled in the culinary art of microwaving 

(via orgasm)